We made it through the first week of college football, but not without some bumps and bruises.  Injuries were all over the news in the last week, including the Purple Yeti’s back issue.  Fortunately he has a myriad of pills to numb any pain.  Oklahoma Sooners fans are probably still numbed from last Saturday’s upset loss.   So we will dedicate this week’s Crib Sheet to recovering from any mental and physical injuries.  5 out 7 doctors agree the Crib Sheet has soothing properties.  Kick back, relax, and enjoy:

• Yeargh!  Here’s Mike Leech’s parking spot on the Texas Tech campus.  In case you haven’t noticed, he really like pirates.
• Texas A&M mans up and schedules USC and Oregon starting about 6 years from now.  Do they expect to be that good to compete with those juggernauts by then?  We’re not even sure Mike Sherman will still be coach by then.
• John Glenn dotted the ‘i’ for Ohio State’s opener Saturday.  The former senator then strapped on a jet pack and flew out of the stadium, cackingly laughing and flipping everyone off.  Or not.
• A swine flu scare caused Stillman College to forfeit a game Saturday.  Is Swine Flu so scary that public events must be canceled?  It really is the flu.  That’s it.  Yes, it’s a new strain, but it’s not going to kill anybody.  It may thin out the herd but usually that’s small babies and old people.
• Not only was Oregon dominated by Boise State last Thursday 19-8, but they also took hold of the Thug Torch when LeGarrette Blount threw a punch at Boise State’s Byron Hout.  The wings are already clipped for the Oregon Ducks and new head coach successor, Chip Kelly.  They might salvage the season but it’s an uphill climb.  Oh and Blount is suspended for the rest of the season.  But Boise State coach Chris Peterson is not reprimanding Hout for instigating the punch.
• Mired in between the cold cock of the Boise State Bronc, was Oklahoma State’s head coach Mike Gundy’s decision not to do a pre game hand shake before their contest against Georgia.  The American Football Coaches Association suggested that every team do it in the name of sportsmanship for the first game of the year.   Gundy was afraid of on field fights.  It didn’t matter, however, as the Cowboys took care of the Bulldogs on the field over the weekend 24-10.
• ESPN sicked their bloggers on the use of technology and college football nowadays.  Brian Bennett talked about video games, Adam Rittenberg writes about a distributed network of clips and playbooks called Hudl Pro, Chris Low talks about laptops with massive amounts of game tape from recruits, Graham Watson talks about timing horns, and Ted Miller talks all things Pac 10 with helmet cams and even Skype.   When technology failed Paul Rhoads and the rest of his Iowa State coaching staff last Thursday, they turned to a cell phone contingency plan to ‘call’  plays.  Technology ho!
• The big news story of the last week was Heisman winner Sam Bradford leaving the Oklahoma game versus BYU at halftime.   He injured his throwing shoulder and people went from unsure to about 4 weeks before he can play again.  Also, the Sooners were upset in that game.  Bradford’s injury slowed the Sooners down, but they were already being outplayed Saturday night.  Mix that in with the news that all American tight end Jermaine Gresham is out for the remainder of the season and Sooners are in big trouble after just one week.  Will they bounce back or will they fall even further?  Fortunately they have a couple of weeks before a real challenge in Miami.  We’ll find out by then if they have regrouped or are still blown to pieces.