Pick It and Stick It: Massive Goober

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Rivarly Week rolls up into Saturday and we want to spend some time giving homage to what could be Mark Mangino’s last football game.  Rumor has it that the kids will lay down Saturday and then be up to play their last game against Kansas next weekend. Mark Mangino has been a huge butt of jokes in recent years because of his orca-fat status.  Now being a former orca-fat guy myself, I can sympathize with him (no I’m not writing a Whitlock article).  Being that big doesn’t excuse you from being a total jerk.  If Mangino was throwing his weight around alot, then it could be very damaging.  Maybe one or two incidents would be overlooked but if it’s been more and more frequent, then the whole body of work will make him more guilty.  It looks as though the evidence against him is bursting at the seams and we’ll see this guy on the unemployment line next week.  See you later, Mark Mangino, it was fun while it lasted and we hope to see you on The Biggest Loser soon.

Favorite VS Underdog Spread Status (times in CST)
@ 23.0 Fri, Nov 20 at 8:30 pm
VS 19.5 Sat, Nov 21 at 11:00 am
VS 10.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 11:00 am
@ 12.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 11:00 am
VS Off (0) Sat, Nov 21 at 11:20 am
VS Off (0) Sat, Nov 21 at 11:30 am
VS 23.5 Sat, Nov 21 at 12:00 pm
@ 31.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 1:00 pm
VS 21.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
@ 9.5 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
VS 21.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
@ 3.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
@ 7.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
VS 4.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
VS 10.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 2:30 pm
VS 20.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 3:00 pm
@ 31.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 4:00 pm
VS 7.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 6:30 pm
@ 6.0 Sat, Nov 21 at 7:00 pm
VS 27.5 Sat, Nov 21 at 7:00 pm

Hey, guess what?  We have games going on this weekend!  In honor of Mark Mangino we will only talk about the spreads that tip the scales in points.  Alabama and Florida are off the damn scale for playing powderpuffs on Rivarly Week.  What’s up with that?  Oregon State will roll over Washington State in the Pac 10.  TCU looks to feast on Wyoming and continue their BCS busting march.  On the same mid-con tip, both Houston and Boise State look to stuff their opponents.  Lest we forget about the Big 12, Mangino’s Kansas Jayhawks are a 27.5 point underdog to the Texas Longhorns.  Let’s hope he has plenty of Snickers for the sidelines.  Okay so we’ve gorged ourselves with fat jokes.  Hasta Pasta Mangino!