- Purple Yeti Roar 57: Too Short In Vegas: Yup so I was in Las Vegas all weekend for my bachelor party. So this … http://t.co/9rumooffpU 01:06:04, 2013-02-26
- Purple Yeti Roar 57: Too Short In Vegas: Yup so I was in Las Vegas all weekend for my bachelor party. So this… http://t.co/4faWXOiDdp 01:06:23, 2013-02-26
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Crib Sheet for 2013-02-19
- Purple Yeti Roar 56: Quarterbacks and Receivers Report: Yeah I couldn't help it. Another dig at a crappy spor… http://t.co/XA0TrI4z 00:21:03, 2013-02-19
- Purple Yeti Roar 56: Quarterbacks and Receivers Report: Yeah I couldn't help it. Another dig at a crappy sport…. http://t.co/hAR42RqY 00:21:15, 2013-02-19
Crib Sheet for 2013-02-05
- It appears some of the big boys in the #Big12 don't like teams like #KansasState and #OklahomaState winning titles http://t.co/FtZSWJLe 07:35:23, 2013-01-31
- The lights come back on and Montana is in the backfield for the 49ers 20:40:40, 2013-02-03
- @MattRHinton And those aren't even jail bars. It looks like a bed frame. #atxcommercials in reply to MattRHinton 21:57:30, 2013-02-03
- Purple Yeti Roar 54: Super Signing Bowl Blackout: The biggest day ever is about to happen! Yup, it even tops … http://t.co/jfhIwHM2 00:28:33, 2013-02-05
- Purple Yeti Roar 54: Super Signing Bowl Blackout: The biggest day ever is about to happen! Yup, it even tops… http://t.co/0bTmi2tn 00:28:44, 2013-02-05
Crib Sheet for 2013-01-29
- The Sun Makers is in the books! Pun intended. Translates today, if you make company & government =. On to Underwold! #TomBaker #DoctorWho 23:37:21, 2013-01-26
- Took a break for my quest of watching every #DoctorWho and checked out The Unearthly Child at the @drafthouse. Thanks @GlenOliverAICN! 23:39:30, 2013-01-26
- Took a break from watching every #DoctorWho and stopped by the @drafthouse to watch The Unearthly Child (1st Who!). Thanks @GlenOliverAICN! 23:56:36, 2013-01-26
- Purple Yeti Roar 53: Catfish Realignment: Sure, why not dump in a couple of buzzwords for the week? Yeah it's … http://t.co/s2Sjf5FG 00:44:09, 2013-01-29
- Purple Yeti Roar 53: Catfish Realignment: Sure, why not dump in a couple of buzzwords for the week? Yeah it's a… http://t.co/tGkdH5Xh 00:44:25, 2013-01-29
Crib Sheet for 2013-01-22
- Love seeing Deadspin outdo ESPN on this Ta'o story. #OldMediaGoByeBye 18:22:15, 2013-01-16
- I'm loving how the sports media got played on this Manti T'eo thing. Everyone is trying to justify being a journalist now #weaksauce 13:40:26, 2013-01-17
- @edsbs You can get the real story of Michael McDonaled rightcheer http://t.co/YKXD3MqC in reply to edsbs 12:38:38, 2013-01-18
- Purple Yeti Roar 52: This Year Has Not Been Faked: Yup, I'll talk Manti T'eo here in a second, but it's a whole… http://t.co/gFRV9Mxq 00:12:48, 2013-01-22
Crib Sheet for 2012-10-10
- I'm not sure that Malcolm Brown being out for #Texas will affect them that much this weekend http://t.co/ITOhsE69 #
- Not a good day for #TCU looks like the backup qb will have to take up the slack http://t.co/y6dJR7BB #
- #Saban #039;s statement about hurry ups was a secret way to motivate his team. Just look at all the flack he is getting. http://t.co/NMdG7NEj #
- Well we now know what the Green part of DGB's name means. #Mizzou http://t.co/XIVbit5M #
- Hah welcome to life on a campus where football takes a back seat to basketball, Charlie Weiss #Kansas http://t.co/dmojzZ9B #
- Good to see the former Cotton Bowl get a New Year's Day. Even better that's with a #Big12 and a #B1G team http://t.co/6LUWw2e4 #
- #BoiseState truck equipment lands a cow, stamp it on the side http://t.co/EqhLZhV1 #
- Looks like Casey Pachall is getting some help and now #TCU needs some help http://t.co/DiW015eo #
- That's a first one for me, now chaw on the sidelines I guess http://t.co/p5gBqqK7 #
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Crib Sheet for 2012-10-03
- See ya later Tommy, you helped out #Nebraska alot! Now get the state to secede from the union http://t.co/UN5lSnFS #
- The #Big12 and the #Pac12 should face the rest of the midcon scrubs http://t.co/MaLz4Hwk #
- Isn't this the second scooter accident for a college football player this year? #HipsterFootball http://t.co/Sp1MDjAa #
- #Texas defense without 2 starters against #OSU this game just got more interesitng http://t.co/ywTtBS8K #
- Yikes this points to bad coaching than safey or #Hawaii football players http://t.co/urhpKNR3 #
- Mississippi State to face Oklahoma State to further the marraige between the #Big12 and the #SEC http://t.co/yBsMcPbs #
- It's like watching a pinball game #BUvsWVU #
- What? Where's the shootout between #ISUvsTTU Defense maybe? #Big12 #
- I'm telling everyone, #IowaState is a dark horse and will cause #KansasState some major trouble in Ames #
- That you are hearing are the deflating egos of #Texas fans #
- Okay I was wrong, looks like #OSUvsUT is going to be a barn burner #
- Meanwhile #TCU just picked off #SMU they should ride the rest of this one out #
- Steele Jantz just dropped the ball and more likely the game for #IowaState #
- Quick takeaway from this game before it's over: #Texas D is overrated, David Ash is underrated. #
- Hrm not sure if the kicking game will determine this outcome just yet #OSUvsUT #
- #RiseAndFire just made me pee a little bit. This is a classic #Big12 game #
- That was a fumble folks #
- Found out that the replacement refs found a home in the #Big12 #
- On a side note, FOX has gotta be full on smitten with the #Big12 and their prime time games. So far it's been the best for Saturday night #
- Don't think that couch burning PSA helped out #WestVirginia too much http://t.co/LjqgvasB #
- I'm with Gundy on this, #Texas was gifted a touchdown, replacement ref style http://t.co/QV7Zh8pk #
- So Urban is running to the #B1G complaining of Popeying in the pile, aye? Well blow me down! http://t.co/OUoqz57S #
- I posted 71 photos on Facebook in the album "Football Feedings 2012 Week 05: Sexy Sliders" http://t.co/FMaXn4co #
- Finally some real justice! No more teabagging rivals http://t.co/PmzlMZTZ #
- Even more great competition for the #Big12 #TCU will be playing the #OhioState in 2018-2019 http://t.co/1FXbdAPo #
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Crib Sheet for 2012-09-26
- Makes sense for #ESPN to push for a #SEC channel, sorry #CBS Now convert #LHN to the #Big12 channel and we are good http://t.co/tWQrBaBv #
- Central Washington? That looks like couches in Morgantown #WVR http://t.co/qMe59Iku #
- Conference Commissioners are really saying that the Jerry Dome will get its turn http://t.co/vLTbGE7a #
- It's Shane's World (not that one). Turns out he was just real bored http://t.co/ZgylJ36Z #
- Just get the #NotreDame fans really drunk. Duh. That's how they get to be the Fighting Irish http://t.co/NtEi8cx1 #
- When in Rome, I guess Pelini takes a dive and now they are best buddies #Nebraska http://t.co/mr4KNI1I #
- Why is every game with #ULM the game of the year? #
- Hey so #KSU still has a little trouble throwing. Gotcha. Let's see how the defense works #
- Bend but don't break again for #KansasState They just need to convert those 3rd downs now #
- Who will last longer in this one. I smell a conditioning test for #KSUvsOU #
- Field position game for #KSU and OU but I don't know how long that will happen if KSU doesn't put up points. #
- Thanks #Belldozer for that gift! #EMAW #
- #KansasState is winning the line battle tonight #
- It was 2nd half adjustments last year for #KSUvsOU looks like we'll see how it affects the game again this year #
- #Oklahoma is playing as well as North Texas tonight #
- What's with the early time outs #Oklahoma #
- Play action from Hubert is coming. Just watch. They teased it this drive. With the game he's having you know someone will be open. #EMAW #
- Can we get a 15 minute drive from Kansas State? #
- John Hubert FTW #EMAW #
- It's on Kansas State to get first downs now #
- The south has the best police officers to the college football stars http://t.co/dIUbkyPT #
- I didn't know the Rio Grand Rivalry involved bullets http://t.co/PeSrnV5t #
- Taylor Keinicke set the Div I passing record at 730 yds and needed all thome to come from behind and win http://t.co/iCNB6M59 #
- Part I of USA Today's vendetta against E. Gordon Gee. And so it begins http://t.co/Z2v94Syc #
- Part II of USA Today's vendetta against E. Gordon Gee. I believe this will put it over the top. Bow ties? http://t.co/7dWUgBNv #
- Not sure what's going on here but the picutre is terrifying http://t.co/rYSzkZ2u #
- Just another step for the #JerryDome getting the College Football National Championship Game http://t.co/9qxiCPww #
- I posted 22 photos on Facebook in the album "Football Feedings 2012 Week 04: Mason Jarne Asada" http://t.co/GdPOMOn1 #
- #NotreDame and #Michigan were heading down this road anyway but now it's official http://t.co/79j2JpeV #
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Crib Sheet for 2012-09-19
- Payola for recruits in the #SEC No way! http://t.co/SMLateJ0 #
- The ratio to ineligible players and recruiting violations to national championships in the #SEC is about 6:1 http://t.co/MKZezHks #
- I didn't know coaches could suspend reporters. #LaneKiffinIsHard http://t.co/M7sksa6w #
- Looks like Chase Rome and Bo Pelini didn't quite mix at #Nebraska Different bubble gum flavors? http://t.co/erPiB42q #
- Man #Nebraska needs to shell out $1 million guarantee for a scrub? Times are not the same for the Huskers http://t.co/pMvwRWDN #
- Not sure Tyler sitting in or out will help the hogs Saturday http://t.co/qJJNuo2g #
- Hopefully Tyler Lockett will run around the 'Wild Bunch' on kickoffs in December. #EMAW #Texas http://t.co/xGbfYur1 #
- Don't look now, #Kansas is keeping this #TCU game close. Is there a vaunted Charlie Weiss reference in here somewhere? #
- That was a helluva run by #TCU #039;s Packer #
- Check that #TCU #039;s Carter #
- #Kansas Defense looks much tougher than last year. I thought Charlie Weiss was brought in for Offense? #
- Carter is single handedly taking over the game for #TCU #
- I guess #OklahomaState had to give up one touchdown at some point. #
- Man, Bo Pelini left the game and now #ArkansasState gets a fumble down 18. Comeback? #NebraskaShouldBeWorried #
- The trivia on the @ESPN satellite feed is the best thing about that channel #
- And here I thought #TCU was going to cover #
- Retweet bait (I retweeted doh) RT @edsbs: Agree 100%. RT PreSnapRead: Me too. RT @SBNationCFB I enjoy college football.” #
- I'm quickly becoming a fan of Louisiana Monroe. They handle #SEC teams nicely #
- #OhioState #039;s MVP for the game is #California #039;s kicker #
- Smart play floating the ball up there for California, let the defenders make a bad play #
- Enough of the drama, @CBS, it was not an interception. Just stop #
- Wow, Verne and Co. are totally frontrunning #Alabama #
- The #SEC CBS song is about as bad as the Napa Know How Song #
- Hrm, Wes Lunt's out for I don't know how long. Might be bad things for #OklahomaState http://t.co/YQfvzcYJ #
- I'm super excited about the #TCU vs #LSU in the Jerry Dome next year http://t.co/9MzdnUgc #
- I posted 17 photos on Facebook in the album "Football Feedings 2012 Week 03: Mean Green Pizza" http://t.co/0VPgOXvL #
- LSU misses practice because of bomb threat and it sucks. Football y'all! #ReauxTide http://t.co/oFiN8vM3 #
- Man it's alot of guff for a guy that doesn't believe in the drugs. #Methzou http://t.co/KTNw14uf #
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Pick It And Stick It: It’s A Trap!
Hey it’s another week of college football and it’s that time of the week for me to stick my finger where my mouth is and preview the weekend’s onslaught of college football rebellion. For me this week, it’s all about trap games. I’m looking at it from the guise of my Purple Yeti colored pride (Kansas State for the uninitiated) and there’s a chance a trap could be sprung. The rest of the weekend is somewhat ho-hum with a couple of primo matchups and that’s about it. We also get what I believe is the opening of conference play between Kansas and TCU. Let’s kick on the hyperdrive.
So I mentioned that Kansas State may be rolling into a trap game. First off, what’s a trap game? Usually it’s with an opponent that you are supposed to beat but certain circumstances make it ripe for an upset. Kansas State’s trap scenario is two-fold. First off, Kansas State plays North Texas whose head coach is Dan McCartney. Yup the same McCartney that was Iowa State’s head coach and actually beat the Snyder led Cats twice in his run. Second, the following week’s game for Kansas State is in Norman against Oklahoma. Could there be a situation where Kansas State overlooks North Texas while getting ready for Oklahoma?
The short answer is yes. Kansas State already had their trap type scenario play out in the first week of the season (and you could really look at last year too) with a way too close game against an FCS opponent. I think Bill Snyder likes to run these games as a sort of pre-season type match up. You get vanilla things that help get some real game time experience for some young players. You’ll more than likely see this again against North Texas, but it should be enough to top North Texas. McCartney does not have the kind of talent he had at Iowa State. Bill Snyder (who was an assistant at North Texas for a short time) already has his whole team bought into his system and his system demands discipline at a cosmic rate. Kansas State should win this one pretty easily but I would not be surprised if it will be close for most of the game.
The game starts late and I will miss because of a Passion Pit show (hopefully the football gods will forgive me), but I will be able to watch a couple of games before hand. The most interesting one for me, will be the opening Big 12 game of the year and the opening Big 12 game for TCU when TCU heads to Lawrence. Pretty much everyone is giving TCU the game this week. I’m going to do that too. There’s alot of things I’m looking for, however. How will Kansas State alum and TCU head coach Gary Patterson handle the first game for TCU? Will Casey Pachall keep his astronomic QB passer rating up? Will Charlie Weiss have his kids bounce back from an embarrassing loss last week? Will the Kansas players give up in the 2nd quarter? Will the stadium be empty at halftime? All interesting questions and I think we know the answer to all of them.
So the rest of the slate is pretty limp. I’ll miss out on the evening games because of concert, which is a shame because it’s got USC at Stanford as well as Notre Dame at Michigan State and Florida at Tennessee, the only Top 25 match ups of the week. So let’s pick it right now and hopefully I won’t have to stick it. I’m going with Stanford in the upset because of the media hype around USC as well as their poor performance in a win on the road to Syracuse. Pac 12 needs to come down a bit. Michigan State is the Big 10’s only hope and we’ll see them beat my 2nd favorite team in Notre Dame because the Fighting Irish will be too busy celebrating the ACC move and they struggled pretty hard against Purdue. Finally I have Tennessee over Florida because it’s time for that program to come back. All home picks, I know.
I can’t wait for this weekend of games. There’s a special treat coming up too. I’m going to try this new-fangled live blogging thing that just came out from WordPress. What will be in there? I have no clue. Probably pics and snarky remarks that will end up on the Twitter feed at @kccgd. But hey, it will be fun and you should join me. I’ll have one screen on TCU at Kansas and will channel surf the rest. Who knows? There may be some cartoons or infomercials popping up in the live blog. Tune in and find out!
Crib Sheet for 2012-09-12
- Kevin Sumlin postpones suspensions of two players for the lesser known opponent. That's cheap #aTm http://t.co/v1M8PSWa #
- Well deserved pay raise for all #KansasState football coaches. #EMAW http://t.co/UGTlBXOZ #
- Cheer up Nittany Lions & Buckeye fans, you are eligible for the #B1G Leaders trophy, which is like 1st place in losing http://t.co/2oYruNKw #
- Whoah, they leave #Texas and the #Big12 and #aTm is lobbing smack talk all over the place. Swag! http://t.co/vs39K1AM #
- Well I'll be an actual TV deal for the #Big12 About time. Puts the nail in the coffin of realignment http://t.co/tfW43aV7 #
- This is a classic example of small man's disease. Come on #aTm http://t.co/Xutl6Bcv #
- Ho man just pulled the shopping list together for #FootballFeedings I'm super hungry now #
- Details of the suit show that Bo Pelini spit gum out during this as well http://t.co/tUapOWyj #
- Good for #EasternMichigan bringing back an Indian logo, even if it's just for one game http://t.co/J7uSIUTA #
- This is unbelievable good news for #Mizzou http://t.co/PL38yObg #
- Al Pacino playing Joe Paterno? HOOOWAAA http://t.co/kaA2Rs6i #
- Welcome to #KCCGD Game Day! We are watching #KSU vs #Miami where the Cats eat 3rd & 1 for breakfast #
- I sweat if it wasn't for #KansasState #039;s turnover margin, their defense would look pretty pedestrian #
- Bend but don't break for #KansasState #039;s defense. Another cardiac cat year #
- Dare I say that was a nice looking PASS from Collin Klein? #EMAW #KansasState #
- You just saw the future in Daniel Sams, go #KansasState #EMAW #
- I shall now celebrate a #KansasState victory with home made buffalo wings and beer #
- Why is this a surprise that #Wisconsin loses on the road? Camp Randall is like the Death Star for them #
- Wow #Missouri must've bought their new uniforms at Harold Penner #
- It's a classic #SEC game in Columbia. 0-0 #
- Hey #Arkansas that's what you get for beating #KansasState in the #CottonBowl last year. #EMAW #
- I am so done with the 'old style' comparisons. Just chalk it up to #Missouri thinking they are bigger than they actually are. #
- I posted 21 photos on Facebook in the album "Football Feedings 2012 Week 02: Balding Buffalo Wings" http://t.co/sOVKOKm5 #
- Wow Vegas was dumb enough to do a 70 point spread for #FSU and the rain gods gave them a pass http://t.co/KjF2u9kW #
- Nothing new here, another rivalry smack talk old school wise. #aTm #Texashttp://ow.ly/dBrPW #
- Oh #Arkansas this is just way too much http://t.co/DlXlQU1s #
- #TCU Rockets! http://t.co/WH8UrLwq #
- Man that's a quick out and scapegoat for #Wisconsin O-Line coach out http://t.co/RSdKukXh #
- #Auburn is supposed to be better with all the recruiting stuff they are doing #NCAA http://t.co/2jWdZfNn #
- Looks like Elston's one game suspension might help #Texas this weekend http://t.co/bapYzn4n #
- Well, I'm torn on #NotreDame joining the #ACC Don't know if it's good or bad for the #Big12 Certainly bad for #B1G http://t.co/Cbhse3x5 #
- So that's what happened to Derrick Washington http://t.co/LcCk7I2y #
- Another one bites the dust. It would've been better to shut down football for #PennState http://t.co/k0GksVHN #
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Crib Sheet for 2012-09-05
- Because #IowaState head coach Paul Rhoads is way better speaker than the Prez. He also doesn't need a teleprompt. http://t.co/wT2tZVre #
- Yup, #aTM and #Arkansas are playing in Cowboys Stadium, otherwise known as #Big12 country http://t.co/QiiK2iWg #
- Not sure if this is the 1st time a player sued a college for concussions, but more will come. #BowlingGreen #Ironic http://t.co/DnOuPo7r #
- I figured the smack talking shirts using #PennState would come sooner. #OhioState is first out of the gate http://t.co/PgW5RFVg #
- Huh, the Pirate a Mormon? I missed that. #MikeLeech #BYUConneciton #QuestionMark http://t.co/snWf4O4p #
- My worst nightmare has come true: Another #Mizzou music video http://t.co/yAzZgbld #
- Ruh Roh: Former #NotreDame player Allen Pinkett said Irish need 'bad citizens'. Like tax cheaters and what not right? http://t.co/dmg7gMdo #
- Here's a primer on new rules going into this college football season: http://t.co/1QaqwKMH #
- Just so you know, the #Pac12 Network is EXACTLY like the #LHN not watched http://t.co/tq7WgriY #
- Oh yeah, here's some tasty #Big12 PSA's for ya. I prefer the mascot one obviously http://t.co/CuUjtVCX #
- Oh god please make it stop. Now #Oregon is on these bad music videos http://t.co/Y20GbHC6 #
- It's 11:30 pm on a Thursday night and I'm watching college football. Life is good! #
- #BigEast looking to add 14th football member, which will add to pool off teams that won't go the BCS title game. http://t.co/jtrSiMA7 #
- #Missouri QB Mauk arrested and provides us with the phrase 'scooter mishap' http://t.co/o2RtVS1x #
- Floyd Mayweather bet $3 million on #Michigan to beat the spread. 14 points is close. He's counting on bad #Alabama O http://t.co/8xPRmjNf #
- Oh the follies of the first game of the season. Thank you #KentState http://t.co/0lcj1TsP #
- Yikes #Michigan is in trouble against #Alabama w/o suspend Fitzgerald Toussaint and Frank Clark http://t.co/XpYXhl3P #
- #Auburn to play at #KansasState in 2014, nice to the Cats beef up their opponents. #EMAW http://t.co/3QKi90lv #
- Oh wow, #LHN is on an actual cable provider now. Not all of them, but it is a start http://t.co/3s6Nteln #
- All this academic hoopla and the #NCAA finds #UNC not guilty, sheesh http://t.co/Voce5ep3 #
- Come on #USAToday a cheerleader getting nailed on the sideline is not news http://t.co/eX4MMJ0q #
- Maybe this dude was celebrating #Tennessee #039;s touchdown Tyler Bray style: being drunk and dumb http://t.co/e2pqYh0i #
- #USC is still #1 in the country….when it comes to #NCAA violaitons http://t.co/h6rn9JuU #
- #Baylor does not look like it's missing a step. It's sill #SMU but June Jones, man, June Jones #
- Garrett Gilbert is looking like the current backup of #Texas Just terrible. #
- This #Big12 is going to be majorly tough this year. #Baylor has not lost a step at all #
- Actually got to sit down and watch some college football today. Baylor looks TOUGH #
- I posted 17 photos on Facebook in the album "Football Feedings 2012 Week 01: Queso and Boulevard" http://t.co/9BM8B2w1 #
- Oh how the mighty hyped #Michigan have fallen, including CB Countess http://t.co/zt8LO2fY #
- Wow that was fast. #Houston #039;s OC resigned after the huge upset Saturday http://t.co/4vPGCdTx #
- Further proof from my hypothesis that #Musburger #039;s gone the way of the Keith Jackson http://t.co/k9D0dUBg #
- Looks like #MichiganState head coach Mark #Dantonio is going to drop a Twitter ban hammer soon http://t.co/HRzAx1vL #
- The weirdest charge against players ends up being petition fraud #NorthDakotaState http://t.co/ZO0ynTds #
- #SEC just got a taste of how #aTm like the talk the talk. Get ready for no walk http://t.co/9UIOs9zU #
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Dart Board Predictions 2012: Just Make Sure You Don’t Touch Anybody
Yup it’s time I wing them again. I don’t like making things ultra official and professional (note the website) and I will follow that same lack of format for another Pick It and Stick It Special. It’s Dart Board Predictions time! I don’t keep track so if you want to hit me up on the Twitterz (twitter.com/kccgd) or email ([email protected]) and let me know just how smart or dumb I am. So with that out of the way, let’s sharpen up the darts and start tossing. Get out of the way.
- I for some reason kept picking Joe Paterno and Bobby Bowden to kick the bucket on the field. I was wrong on both shots (but there’s a chance with Bobby still). This year I will predict that NO ONE will die on the field. Practice field doesn’t count. I know about the sickle cell.
- After capping off the offseason with a newly announced college football playoffs, college presidents will realize the folly of their way and go back the BCS system. The robots will be replaced by committee members.
- Brent Musburger starts to fade as he delves into dementia not unlike Keith Jackson 10 years ago. The only difference, he will still shill and sound super excited.
- Hey I picked a Big 12 Champion, so who will that champion play? Pretty easy, it’s BCS bowl bound for Oklahoma against Virginia Tech because Frank Beamer.
- So that means that the Hokies will win the ACC again and I’m not sure anyone will really care.
- With the WAC shutting down, you’ll see other lower tier conferences going away. I’m looking at you Sun Belt.
- Charlie Weiss will get so frustrated at Kansas, that his front butt will lash out and strike a player. Unlike his almost twin in old head coach Mark Mangino, no one will seem to care about it. Poor blowhard Weiss.
- The Big East will be renamed to The Big after they finish this year announcing new members Hawaii and Japan.
- Texas A&M and Missouri do okay in the SEC this year. After they get done cleaning up the table when the big boys are done.
- Mike Leech trades his sword in for a bow and arrow and starts pegging apples at Washington State. This somehow inspires Wazzu to double their wins to 2.
- USC will walk into the Pac 12 as the favorite and will more than likely walk out the winner. Oregon lost so much except those tasty uniforms.
- But Matt Barkley will not win the Heisman Trophy. The consolation? The next contestant on The Bachelor.
- Who will win the Heisman? It’s a quarterback sport anymore so I think it will be someone from the that position. I see Geno Smith nailing with Collin Klein coming in second. Such a homer pick.
- Speaking of Kansas State, Bill Snyder will live through the year and see a bowl win finally. Maybe in the Beef O’Bradys Bowl.
- Craig James will spew out some nonsense and get accepted to the Green Party’s ticket for president alongside Rosanne Barr.
- I really do think this may be Michigan’s year for a Big 10 title. Unfortunately as soon as they step on that stage, they will instantly be overhyped and lose out in the Rose Bowl.
- About 100 more players will be suspended due to mysterious ‘team rules’ epidemic going around.
- I will not win Pick It and Stick It again this year. I’m hedging my bet right now and will be saying ‘Called It!’ in December.
- USC will face LSU and win in the BCS National Championship Game. Only because USC did me so well in EA Sports NCAA College Football and LSU just doesn’t have it, much to the chagrin of everything SEC.
- Finally, super predictor Phil Steele will rip off most of my predictions from this column and discredit everything else he did in 2012.
Crib Sheet for 2012-08-29
- Steele Jantz is your #IowaState starter. Makes sense, he's all #Big12 Name Team. Put him up there. http://t.co/Sg5ZNGp3 #
- Hrm #Big12 is still working on the grant of rights deal. Let's knock out fellas http://t.co/eqagX4iV #
- Man the game lineup for the #LHN is mega exciting! #ObviousSarcasm http://t.co/L0AI43y5 #
- Now this is how you start a rivalry #Michigan vs #Oklahoma all the wayhttp://ow.ly/dbsub #
- Too bad they don't allow water balloons on the football field, it would make for an interesting game up north http://t.co/t6JyGyEf #
- Samuel L. Jackson asks the #Georgia Bulldogs to be like his wallet: A Bad Ass Mutha@#$#er http://t.co/u9wQTsFN #
- #TheMack predicts Top 5 finish for #Texas In the #Big12 for sure, other than that? Eh, they're still rolling w/ 2 QBs http://t.co/fcKPYXFC #
- Man I wish I had the TV skills that Jerry Neuheisel has http://t.co/pD0g8qKx #
- #BoiseState is nationwide now. #BigEast #BigWest #BigDeal http://t.co/nVFxV6IS #
- Ah, the ole violating team rules play. #NotreDame used it on Cierre Wood http://t.co/xe0U5BEH #
- Another team rules doozy as #Kansas suspends longsnapper for three games http://t.co/oHPSEiIz #
- #PennState is highly sensitive towards touching Neil Diamond http://t.co/Z4LBv8GH #
- Turns out #LHN talks continue as people discover it's not that big of a draw it claimed to be http://t.co/WxTtUjtN #
- I think they should just keep it at "Division Formerly Known as I-AA", it fits nicely. #NCAA http://t.co/iIGmPvCZ #
- Finally, a school that embraces Twitter. Unfortunately it's #USC http://t.co/iSdQm7vH #
- So #SEC stadiums can do unlimited replays. But with explosions and stuff http://t.co/vNOLlWm8 #
- The #Tulane Green Wave are leaving to avoid any other kinds of big waves http://t.co/SFmSKWsW #
- First Pop Tarts and now actual food? Sonic burgers get college logos http://t.co/InSZydS4 #
- Brian Kelly is handing out suspensions at #NotreDame like Oprah hands out Ugz Boots http://t.co/JDKO0yFu #
- Looks like the smack talk between #USC and #UCLA is still alive http://t.co/oIM22vBE #
- Why is it disassociated for booster? I would like it be booted booster. #MississippiState help me out http://t.co/gvxxoHzi #
- Looks like #atM and #LaTech will postpone their game due to Hurrican Isaac http://t.co/VNSHlFrG #
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- This a no brainer. The Champions Bowl will more than likely end up in the Jerry Dome http://t.co/jXRQ46Vf #
- Oh so naughty #Alabama It's like Nascar, if you ain't cheatin' you ain't trying #RollTideYEEEEHAWWWWW http://t.co/J75WRsF4 #
- You know I might have been as big as this #Texas Pee Wee kid at age 12. Or at least I remember being that way http://t.co/ldityj93 #
- LSU says 20 schools have inquired about Tyrann Mathieu, and I'm wondering if #TCU was on the list. Perfect Fit. http://t.co/x5Ucple4 #
- Nice to see #Syracuse coach Doug Marrone do up-downs on mistakes. I don't think #BillSnyder can do that. Make mistakes http://t.co/CDFJJHFc #
- Corcoran asks a good question. #Texas has had weak QB play in the last couple of years. They should be able to pick the best… #
- Don't think the #Big12 will take pot shots like that, #Colorado http://t.co/GGOdZiU8 #
- Whoah, #NotreDame uniforms went off the deep end #Maryland style http://t.co/x9dkG4et #
- Hey, if you've seen Sam Harvill, say something. #KansasState player is missing http://t.co/cRD63ae0 #
- Apparently, the #HoneyBadger DOES care. Going to the rockstar rehab route . http://t.co/7vT4mdsp #
- Board approves #Idaho football going independent and become a juggernaut like #NotreDame and #BYU http://t.co/ge3HNo8v #
- Honey Badger hurt #LSU and #KansasState gets no love in the AP Preseason Top 25 http://t.co/nIQCEiFl #
- #Wisconsin is rolling like an #NFL team rolling in free agents like Danny O'Brien. They'll win the #Big10 b/c of it http://t.co/Dnx7Ufrp #
- Inspiring tale about #KState senior Justin Tuggle. It goes to show the type of quality characters Snyder gets. #EMAW http://t.co/ITdcB2AD #
- Whoah, #Iowa has another #AIRBHG situation. They can't catch a break at that position http://t.co/NpxkZ8Ph #
- The #WAC is dead. Football wise. They just couldn't keep it up. Especially after the kids started calling them whack http://t.co/30pWNT8h #
- #Texas is playing with guns again. Case McCoy and David Ash will play in the opener. Lower your epxectations. http://t.co/gSGo4dpN #
- Julius Peppers tries to pour money on the fire at #NorthCarolina http://t.co/ZQPuvAig #
- I don't think I would want a Pop Tart to be associated with my college football team http://t.co/SeeqMvp8 #
- Man Hootie is talking some serious smack for the #Gamecocks The man is a monster http://t.co/hyyiUJQA #
- #Florida assistant coaches get raises for mediocrity? Nice contract work guys http://t.co/CVndK0dE #
- Bids for #ChampionsBowl have turned into pagentry, just give it to the Jerry Dome http://t.co/Bc4jaErX #
- Granted it's #Michigan but a city wide ban on other college shirts? #Oklahoma you failed hard http://t.co/18HzMmQj #
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