We are full swing into the offseason. Signing day is coming up and that’s the only exciting thing going on in college football right now. Granted, there was a Pro Bowl Sunday and we _do_ have the Super Bowl this weekend but that’s the NFL. We are here for college football. So, with that in mind, the latest Roar talks about bad rap videos, recruiting drama, and Ed Hardy douchery. Yes, it is that slow. Here we go:
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Crib Sheet for 2012-01-25
- He was actually using the cold medicine to help light couches of fire. Seriously. http://t.co/HaLnG1hZ #
- Bah Cosh is out http://t.co/BDEKUJeJ and Venables chose Clemson http://t.co/3ARRG9MP. #KansasState needs a good replacement STAT #
- First thought they teabagged a girl named Krystal Burger; It was the actual joint they did it to. And a dude #BallTide http://t.co/SUFiylb7 #
- Well at least you can still shotgun a beer at a #Yale tailgate. Those guys can party hard http://t.co/63HJMc56 #
- I'm more bummed out that my prediction of him kicking the bucket on the sidelines of a game didn't come true. RIP #JoePa .. #
- Twitter can curse even high school kids. Watch your mouth..er tweets. Especially if you go to a Catholic High School http://t.co/BuY61Til #
- When hearing of the news that #ChipKelly is staying at #Oregon Bill Madison exclaimed, "That's Qaucktastic!" http://t.co/Rm437Oj0 #
- Yar! Apparently the booty bounty was too large for Texas Tech. #MikeLeachIsAPirateForReal http://t.co/tEHTdP8H #
- Hrm, how about putting up interesting match ups of Top 10 teams, not the ones who travel. #BCSBuddySystem http://t.co/M1tj6n6z #
- Anchors away for the Big East! The Midshipment should schedule a game against Wazzu. Leach's Pirates vs the Navy's finest. YAR!… #
- Brock's been dismissed. Let the kid go. I don't understand why colleges/coaches hang on. Weiss can bring in more QBs http://t.co/3h8DL25K #
- Guess he Badgered the student. Shocked that it was a dude the athletic official hand-pants. Must've been real drunk. http://t.co/jRhgBLN7 #
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Purple Yeti Roar 02: Rest In Pa
Crib Sheet for 2012-01-18
- Nick, Nick, Nick. You are not your dad. Stop acting like It #NickMontanasWorldWeJustLiveInIt http://t.co/OR0XgIH1 #
- Gill just couldn't fill Mangino's shoes (or clothes). Charlie Weiss certainly can. He starts out cleaning house: http://t.co/2DGNacGs... #
- Well he should get paid for the turnaround on defense for #KansasState People wanted Cosh gone last year. He'll be missed…. #
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Purple Yeti Roar 01: Hello And Thanks For All The Fish (Noms)
Yes that’s right, changes have come! I’m getting old and lazy so here’s my first post discussing why there are big changes. If y’all have any issues just comment below or on the youtube site. In the meantime, I’m going to reflect how awesome I was working without a script. I’m an improv genius!
Crib Sheet: A Change Is Gonna Come, Oh Yes It Is
Ah yes, the college football season is officially over. Time to rest up a bit, kick back, and reflect on what was great and what was terrible for the 2011-2012 college football season. Go ahead, I’ll still be here. ….(time passes)…. OKAY. So now that we’ve all mused about gridiron, let’s get down to brass tacks. There’s winds of change a blowing and they will twirl the leaves around this here blog. What’s going to happen? Tune in next week. We still have some Crib Sheet action to go over so let’s go right ahead and knock it out:
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Bowl Pick It and Stick It 2011: A Day Late But Not A Dollar Short
Yup, I waited another day because the BCS Championship game was the last one on the docket for the Stick It series and it didn’t make sense to hype it up any more than it has been. Plus, I was recovering from drowning my sorrows brought upon me by Kansas State’s loss in the Cotton Bowl. So let’s wrap up this year’s Bowl Pick It and Stick It in style: by not talking about the title game. More on that in a second but first let us go over the final standings:
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Twitter Halftime Show for 2012-01-08
- I know why the #SEC has all of the hype now. They only play terrible, terrible #B1G teams in bowl games #
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Crib Sheet: The End Is Nigh
Yup, we have a handful of games to go for this bowl season. It’s been a pretty great run so far. The weekend saw some great finishes and exciting shootouts. I’m going to miss college football much like everyone else out there after the last whistle blows. Until that whistle tweets its last tweet, we got a few more Crib Sheets to pass around as well. The news wasn’t too quiet as we get to see more coaching changes and draft declarations now. So let’s get right down to it:
Bowl Pick It and Stick It 2011: A Happily Bloated New Year’s
It’s weird getting ready to sit down and watch college football on January 2nd versus watching it on New Year’s Day. Usually, I would stumble over late to a friend’s house to kick off the new year by watching football, gloming myself with food, getting drunk, playing some board games, and being as lazy as humanly possible. This year, it’s watching everything online, eating some food, and not making a singular play on a game of boards. The good thing is that I can adjust. Unfortunately, the adjustments don’t look so hot for my Bowl Pick It and Stick It Standings. Let’s take a look:
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Crib Sheet: Emptied Out The Bowls
I think I’m eating way more than I did when I was on vacation. The holidays were tasty but between running around to visit people and sipping a couple of barley pops left me with little time to eat well. Now that I am back, I find my fingers in the candy bowl that filled up from the stockings left before the trip. Oh well, I guess. Tis the season. I know one thing, after the new year and the end of bowl season, it’s mega workout time. One item that will mostly be fat throughout the year is the Crib Sheet. So let’s get munching: Continue reading Crib Sheet: Emptied Out The Bowls
Bowl Pick It and Stick It 2011: Twas The Day After Christmas
And all through the house, we had present unwrapping hangovers with eggnog thirst doused. Oh wait, it’s not a poem I’m writing here, it’s the Bowl Pick It and Stick standings update! Christmas scored well with me and I hope the holiday was in your top 5. There was just a sprinkle of games in the last week, with the brunt of the bowls starting this afternoon with Missouri and North Carolina in the Independence Bowl. So, with confidence points teetering the scores wildly, how did everyone in the pick set do? Let’s find out.
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Crib Sheet: Christmas Balls Will Be Ringing
Yes! Christmas vacation starts today for me! I remember back in the day how Christmas vacation lasted way longer than just a week, but I’ll take what I can get. Back in the day I used only a couple of crib sheets and you’ll be seeing one today. The news is not as light as I would like but I’m forging on. Bowl season and the holiday season is upon us so it’s time to celebrate! On with the crib sheet!
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Bowl Pick It and Stick It: Puttering Off To A Tiny Start
Alrighty, we are back after a major kick off to the bowl season! Um, okay it wasn’t that major. We had three bowls Saturday and that was about it. The weekend’s bouts featured on of the funniest sounding bowl names (Idaho Potato) as well as one of the funniest sounding matchups (San Diego State vs Louisiana Lafayette). Only one game was a dud but the others provided some late game excitement. I didn’t really watch them as much because of real day job work, but I caught enough of it to be happy bowl season started. Let’s look at the standings:
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Twitter Halftime Show for 2011-12-18
- Not much in Bowl previews, just Twittering away. Follow me on @kccgd! Also catch up on the Bowl Pick It and Stick It here:… #
- Not much in Bowl previews, just Twittering away. Follow me on @kccgd! Also catch up on the Bowl Pick It and Stick… http://t.co/l2VfyEbu #
- It's a good thing I set my confidence to 1 on this game. Good lord, Wyoming #
- Congrats to Pitt State btw on their Championship #
- For this year's Idaho Potato Bowl, I will now sing "Mashed Potatos!" to the tune of Sammy Hagar's "Mas Tequila!" #
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