Back again and were in love.   The Crib Sheet today reminds us that every single thing, including the offseason lull, makes up the whole of our love for college football.  Now, I’m not going to get all smushy and corny, but I will say that if college football was a person, I would hand it a candied heart that says, “Don’t Stop.”  Now on to the Crib Sheet:

• Surprise, surprise!  Tate Forcier spurned Kansas State and signed with Miami of Florida.  Dang I hate being right all the time.
• So a thrid party approached Wisconsin and TCU about a week and half after the Rose Bowl to see if they were interested in an opening day rematch next year.  Wisconsin was all about it and TCU had better things to do.  My guess that someone from the Big 10 couldn’t stand a mid-con whupping up on a stalwart in the hallowed gardens of the rose.  This bit of news just made my day.
• An agent summit will happen at USC, of all places.  Everybody from the college to the NFL to the agent ranks will be on hand for talks about how to hide more money from kids in college.  Sheesh, this is the epitome of hyperbole.  Heck even states are looking to cash in on this mouthfest.
• So instead of using students to make sure Kansas players go to class, the school is using really old people.  It’s like the movie Red without the bullets and missles.  I guess it’s a dream job for that retiree who wants to relive the glory days of Kansas and it’s great basketball team and weak football team.
• Congrats to former Kansas State alum Jordy Nelson on his Green Bay Packers Super Bowl win.  The game was pretty entertaining as I watched with friends.  Maybe Jordy took a chunk out of Cowboys Stadium like I did for Chowboys Stadium?  INSERT PHOTO
• It looks like college football will once again try to emulate the NFL by adopting some of their rules again.  The biggest one seems to be the 10 second run off rule.  Let’s just hope that college football doesn’t adopt the ridiculous overtime rules the NFL had for the playoffs. INSERT LINK
• The crybaby donor for Uconn, Robert Burton, agreed to leave the $3 million in donations after meeting with officials.  They must’ve given him a pacifier to match his bonnet.
• Ruh-roh.  The Fiesta Bowl hired a lawyer that specializes in the federal crime defense.  I wonder what’s going on here?  Maybe that Playoff Action Committee is pushing the right buttons?  Or is the fact that chairman John Junker being placed on administrative leave have something to do with it?  It looks like he dumped some money on politicians.  I’m not sure this will damage the BCS but this will get interesting.
• Jerry Gray took a the job as the NFL’s Tennessee Titans defensive coordinator, just weeks after taking a defensive backs position with the Texas Longhorns.  That has to be the quickest turnaround in Austin.  That’s okay, however, as Duane Akina came back to the defensive backs position he left for to work in Arizona.  Coaching carousels are fun!
• Joe Montana’s son, Nate, left Notre Dame and will transfer to Montana University.  I wonder if there’s a special deal where the school will change its mascot to Joe Cool or something like that.  We wish Nate well.
• Oklahoma State head coach Mike Gundy has a bromance with Justin Bieber of all people.  It seems Bieber has Gundy’s “I’m a Man! I’m 40!” rant as a ringtone and Gundy has a Bieber song on his.  Oh that’s so cute.